About Fuckedprotocol

WTF Is This?

Welcome to the digital graveyard, folks! Fuckedprotocol is where we document the epic fails, spectacular flameouts, and quiet deaths of once-promising protocols and projects that have gone the way of the dodo. Think of us as the vultures circling over the rotting carcasses of tech's "next big things."

Remember when some VC-backed genius told you their revolutionary protocol would "change everything"? Yeah, we're keeping score of how that turned out. Our mission is to:

• Call BS on the tech industry's amnesia about its failed experiments
• Save the next generation of suckers from betting on dead tech
• Create a hall of shame for abandoned protocols (pour one out!)
• Laugh at the patterns of hubris, overengineering, and "we're different this time" thinking

Because let's face it – in an industry where everyone's drinking their own Kool-Aid, somebody's gotta keep the receipts.